Silver Rain Was Falling Down

It’s a misty, rainy morning here in the English countryside, and the British appear to need the rain just as badly as we do back in Maryland.  We’re staying at a lovely country estate out in Hertsfordshire, a place that appears to be straight out of an Agatha Christie novel, all the way down to the tall windows that you can step in and out of, spacious sitting rooms, and gravel paths winding through the lawns. It’s too bad we have to leave here this afternoon to head home.

We had a fantastic time at Avenue Q last Friday evening.  The show was just as zany as we thought it would be, and one of the puppeteers — a young man named Tom Parsons, who performed Trekkie Monster and Nicky — was particularly impressive. While this was the first time we’d seen the show live, we’ve had the soundtrack for several years now, and Barb made the observation that it was almost a shame that we were familiar with the songs because we were unable to be surprised by the jokes. As if to make her point, the young man who sat next to us — he was by himself, and merrily clutching a beer in each hand — howled with laughter at all the right places. Still, there were many moments that surprised us (the Bad Idea Bears were new to us) and, knowing the songs as we did, it was fun to notice where lyrics had been slightly amended to make the jokes clearer to British audiences.  While Americans know who Gary Coleman is, for example, when the character makes his first entrance, the lyrics were modified to explain exactly who he is (as I told one Brit, it would be like making an East Enders joke in the American theater — we wouldn’t quite get the references).

There was a bit of an awkward moment, too, immediately after the opening number when a woman walked out on stage with a headset and stood just off to one side.  As the applause faded, she announced that there were technical difficulties, and they would be stopping the show until they were resolved.  There was some nervous laughter from the audience, as some  folks (including me) were uncertain whether this was a joke or not.  It wasn’t.  The curtain came down, the lights came up, and we sat quietly, like dutiful schoolchildren, until the curtain went back up.  The show went the rest of the way without a hitch.  We never did know exactly what the technical problem was, though it did seem there had been some fiddling with a mics during the opening number.

Anyway.

We spent Saturday and Sunday mostly at the British Museum, which was just around the corner from our hotel, and wandering randomly through the National Gallery. Our impulse buy for Saturday was a performance of Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap at the St. Martin’s Theatre, where we saw performance number 24,010 of the world’s longest-running show.  It was a fun evening, with a neat moment at the curtain call when one of the actors stepped forward and, with a wink, informed the audience that we were now all co-conspirators and thus asked not to disclose whodunnit. So I won’t.

We’re finishing out our week abroad here in Hadley Wood, where Barb is attending morning meetings at Potter’s Bar and I’m bringing this to you from a Very Proper Sitting Room, where I keep hoping to catch a sign of the ghost that allegedly haunts the place.  I’ve had no luck so far.

We’ll be back stateside this evening — and then I’m off to New York for a few days on some Project Blue Harvest business. More information shortly.  I know I keep saying that, but it really is true.

A (Not So) Grim, Grinning Ghost?

Here’s a fun story, courtesy of Tarrytown-Sleepy Hollow Patch, about a ghost sighting at Sunnyside, Washington Irving’s Tarrytown home.

While visiting Sunnyside in late June, 14-year-old aspiring writer Rachel Lambert took a number of photos of the exterior of the house, and took a quick shot of Irving’s upstairs bedroom window.  Looking at the photo later on her computer, she believes she caught a peek of Irving through the window, hunched over writing.  Here’s a video Rachel posted on YouTube.  See for yourself:

Irving once remarked that if he were to return as a ghost, he would likely haunt his beloved Sunnyside — and he also assured family and friends that they’d have nothing to fear, as he’d be a pleasant ghost. My pal Rob Schweitzer at Historic Hudson Valley noted that there have been no reports of paranormal activity at Sunnyside — or at least not yet. I tend to agree that the photo is a stretch, but it’s still fun to speculate. And if an Irving sighting encourages Miss Lambert to pursue a career as a writer, then I’d say that Washington Irving — that spinner of ghostly yarns, and a master of hoaxes — would approve of all the chatter and speculation.

If It’s Friday, This Must Be London…

…and so it is.  We actually arrived here at our hotel here on Montague Street late Wednesday night, and while Barb attended meetings all day Thursday, I ran off to some of the remote parts of London to explore a few sites associated with Project Blue Harvest.  I was thwarted at one location, as a site I’d hoped was open to the public actually wasn’t, and no amount of pleading or begging was going to get me inside, but I did have better luck tromping around another spot at a different location.  It was a productive afternoon, even if it did seem like I spent most of it on the London Underground.

This morning, I hit the ground running as I made a trip over to Kensington to have a conversation with An Amazing Person, who graciously gave me nearly an hour and a half of her time, despite the fact she was getting ready to travel that afternoon. Following that, I hopped back on the train and made my way back to Westminster, where I had a quick lunch (and a quick pint!) with Andrew Lownie, the superagent who shared a circuitous cab ride with me in Boston back in May. And there was much rejoicing.

Tonight, it’s Avenue Q, then tomorrow it’s a day at the British Museum, just around the corner.  I’ll check in with you again soon.  Have a good weekend!

Swiss Cheesiness

Well, hello there.  Sorry to be away so long, but lots has been going on behind the scenes — including some exciting news regarding Project Blue Harvest, which I promise — promise! — to reveal shortly.  Hang in there.

In the meantime, I’m coming to you from the Hotel Royal in Geneva, Switzerland, where the clocks all say 8 in the morning, but my body, despite my best efforts, is still trying to say it’s 2 am.  Barb is here for meetings at the World Health Organization (an intimidating marble structure that somehow mysteriously repels non-science types from its stern facade like Damian from the church door) before we leave this evening for London, where she has even more meetings over the next several days.  Once in London, however, I have some work to do, visiting two key sites related to Project Blue Harvest, and conducting an interview with An Amazing Person. Looking forward to it? You bet.

We spent yesterday driving from Geneva to Lucerne — about three hours by car — to have lunch with friends and stroll the streets of the old city. It made for a long day — by the time we returned to Geneva, we calculated we’d been up for 31 hours — but we love driving in foreign countries and meandering down back roads to see those places a bit off the beaten path.  Plus, when GPS technology makes it so easy to find your way back again, there’s really no good reason NOT to try to get lost for a while.  And believe me, I’m good at getting lost.

This morning, while Barb attends her meetings (she stressed to me that she is attending meetings, not a conference, as I kept exhausting her with a lame Geneva Convention joke), I’m catching up on e-mails, trying to keep up with the newspapers (apparently, there was some sort of soccer-related thing that all of Europe was interested in yesterday), and generally soaking up All Things Geneva, which includes enjoying a cup of Nespresso. Because George Clooney says I should.

Oh, and apparently in Switzerland, the “C” on the faucets means “hot” while the British pound sign thingy means “cold.”  Gotcha.  Lesson learned.  In the shower.

R.I.P. Senator Robert C. Byrd (1917-2010)

I was saddened this morning to learn of the death of Senator Robert C. Byrd — not only the longest serving Senator in history, but perhaps the only member who can fairly be said to be the historical memory and conscience of the U.S. Senate itself.

I can’t say much more about Byrd than I did in this entry from last year — except to add that the Senate, West Virginia, and American politics will long feel his absence. You’ll be missed, you crusty fellow, you.

Can You Hear Me Now?

Ever listened to an audiobook and thought, “Reading a book out loud seems pretty cool.  I could totally do that, if only someone would give me an opportunity.  And man, I could so go for some pie right about now.” 

Except for the pie part, you’ve got your chance during the American Library Association’s annual conference here in Washington, DC.  Random House Audio will be setting up a recording studio inside OverDrive’s Digital Bookmobile — which will be parked right across the street from the conference site at the Renaissance Hotel on 9th Street NW – and inviting aspiring audiobook readers to come read a passage from The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.  Eventually, the audio clips will be edited together, in a sort of audiobook mashup, to create a “community sourced” audiobook that participants can download. Pretty neat, huh?

Anyone can participate — you don’t have to be attending the conference, though you do have to be in DC.   The Digital Bookmobile will be parked outside the hotel, ready for you to step up to the microphone, on June 25, 26 and 27.  Start practicing your Tin Man voice now.

For more information, go here.

R.I.P. Martin Gardner (1914-2010)

I apologize for being late to the game on this one, but I only just learned this morning that Martin Gardner died back in late May at age 95.  Gardner was a math and science writer, a creator of math and logic puzzles, and a famous debunker of pseudoscience–but what earned him my respect and admiration was his work on one of his fellow mathematicians who also happens to be one of my all-time favorite writers: Lewis Carroll.

Gardner is considered perhaps the authority on the writings of Lewis Carroll, and has released two wonderful, readable, annotated editions of Carroll’s work, The Annotated Alice — drilling down in both Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass — as well as  The Annotated Snark, which dissects one of Carroll’s lesser-known extended poems. In Gardner’s books, I learned to appreciate some of Carroll’s more morbid jokes, ruminated on possible answers to the Mad Hatter’s unanswered riddle (“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”), came to appreciate the Red King Syndrome, and watched him map out Alice’s moves through the looking glass world on a chess board — including one moment when the King is actually in check.

I don’t know much else about Gardner except that I loved his books — they’re still on my shelf — and encourage any fan of Carroll’s work to seek them out and read them. Well done, Martin Gardner.

Reviews in Brief: Funny, Peculiar: The True Story of Benny Hill (Mark Lewisohn)

Beatles expert Mark Lewisohn brings the same pop culture awareness and spry writing style he lavishes on the Boys to Alfred Hawthorne “Benny” Hill, one of England’s most watched and — in public, at least – least admired comedians. You’ll quickly find that Lewisohn’s surtitle — Funny, Peculiar — is entirely appropriate, for what an odd, complicated, and interesting life it is, full of conflict, sadness, success, unrequited love, stage fright, a little luck, and quite a bit of genius.

You’ll get Benny’s early life, from growing up in a tightfisted family that made its money selling condoms to his brief military service and the odd jobs that would serve as the inspiration for later sketches. A lover of the stage — though terrified of audiences — Benny works his way through the seaside circuit (often as a straight man!) before finding his true calling, and talent, as a television comedian.

Those of us who know Benny only from The Benny Hill Show episodes that aired in the United States actually got to know Benny toward the tail end of his career, when clever comedy gave way to more suggestive sketches that had American audiences howling with laughter, but British critics and self-appointed purveyors of Good Taste groaning. Early in his TV career, Benny was admired for his quick-change ability (playing all the parts, for example, on a live version of “What’s My Line?”), his ability to mimic almost any accent, and his genuine charm. Even as Benny nipped the material of other comedians and (admittedly) raided old American joke books for materials, British audiences adored him, regularly voting him their favorite television personality well into the 1960s.

But as Benny’s fame soared internationally — his agent brilliantly marketed select shows for the new syndication markets in the early 1970s — his interest in even his own material waned, and Hill became a parody of himself, relying on bawdier material and deliberately pushing the censors to their limit.

Yet, those who knew Benny by his material would be surprised to learn that, privately, Benny was a very different man. Rather than a leering, dirty old man, he was haunted by fears of unrequited love — and love lost to an unworthy rival — yet once he was in a relationship, his standoffishness and apparent disinterest (which was most likely shyness) kept him from finding true love. And while he would never marry, he carried on extremely close — and secret — friendships with two disabled women for decades.

Even with his enormous fame and fortune, Benny was one of England’s famous tightwads, living happily in his parents’ unheated flat or in his own sparsely furnished apartment, eating great gobs of cheap food, walking everywhere, and generally baffling friends who would find uncashed checks for enormous sums tucked away in the back of a drawer.

Whether you’re a fan of Benny’s or not (and I am), you’ll be genuinely touched and saddened by Benny’s final years, watching his reputation decline at home, his sad rompings with the children and families of women he could have married, and his often fractuous relationship with his family. When Benny died in his flat in Teddington in 1992, his body sat for days, slumped in front of the television, before finally being discovered by police.

All told, a remarkable story, told in a typically wonderful, readable manner by Lewisohn.

Rolling Stone Picks The 500 Greatest Rock Songs

The newly-released issue of Rolling Stone names what its editors believe to be the top 500 rock and roll songs of all time — an ambitious task that’s certain to provoke debate and fistfights.  Lord knows I disagree with their choice for the greatest song ever — “Like a Rolling Stone” by Bob Dylan – but disagreements are part of what makes these kinds of lists so much fun to begin with. (Here’s the top five.)

While I might quibble with their pick for number one, I’m thrilled that the group with the most songs on the list — a total of 23 — is the Beatles.  Their highest-rated song is “Hey Jude” at number eight, with “Yesterday” clocking in at lucky number 13.  In fact, “Yesterday” still holds the record as the most recorded song in pop history.

Let’s take a peek at one of those versions right now, shall we?  Here’s “Yesterday” as it was meant to be done: by the VentriloChoir, a sea of ventriloquists and their dummies:

Have a good weekend!

Decimal Points Matter

Regarding yesterday’s entry: Mark Bartlett, Head Librarian at the New York Society Library, informs me that the replacement cost for the missing Law of Nations was actually $1,200, and not $12,000, as reported in the New York Daily News article that I quoted here yesterday.  He also provided this link to an NBC New York story on the matter, with a short video of the book in question.

Thanks for the clarification, Mark!