From the Associated Press wire, as of 1:30 today:
House starts voting on $700B bailout bill
(AP) — The House has started a roll call vote on historic legislation providing $700 billion in government money to bring stability to reeling financial markets.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi called it a vote for “Mr. and Mrs. Jones on Main Street.”
My wife and I talked it over, and we’ve decided to accept their offer.
(To fully appreciate this joke, you have to understand that we really do live on Main Street…
You should write an op-ed piece that capitalizes on this.