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Wordsmithing

Made it safely back from Richmond late Monday night — we took back country roads to avoid the I-95 and any potential bottlenecks of DC-bound traffic, but the roundabout route meant it took us a bit longer to reach home.  So the dog had to spend an extra night in the doggy hotel, which I’m sure she didn’t mind a bit, actually.

We decided to avoid the crowds and the cold and stay home and watch the inauguration on television.  I left the house only briefly, at 7:30 a.m., to go pick up the aforementioned dog at the kennel, and while the roads were dead, the electronic signboards over the I-270 were flashing notices that the Metro was already full and parking was gone. 

As it turns out, it didn’t get as messy in the District as we worried it might.  It was perhaps more packed than it has ever been, but crowds were orderly and — thank god — no one was hurt or died from exposure, as local authorities were fearing.  Good show, everyone.

I’ll confess to getting choked up, as I always do, while watching the smooth transition of executive authority — the true and thrilling miracle of a republican government.  Two men — one president, one not — enter the Capitol together and emerge forty minutes later with the other man as president, while the former president returns to life as a private citizen.  And you can thank George Washington for that particular precedent.

As for Obama’s speech . . . I’ve heard some grumbling that it didn’t rise to a level of soaring rhetoric some were expecting — that there were no “Ask not what your country can do for you…” moments.  I agree that it wasn’t full of the Sound Bites many might have been waiting for; but Tuesday wasn’t really the day for that sort of speech.  This was his Working Speech — one of these You And I Need To Talk kind of speeches.  It was more frank and sophisticated than it was beautiful — more T.S. Eliot than Robert Frost.

But it worked.  And there were still moments that I think will come crawling out and etch themselves in granite in coming years. “We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals,” is a declaration worthy of Roosevelt or Reagan or Lincoln. 

My favorite line, however, is one that got a bit lost in the wash, but I liked for its punchy language and defiant optimism:  “…because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass.”

Any time you can work the words “bitter swill” into a presidential speech, you’ve got yourself a winner.

Uncommon Culture

So, Ricardo Montalban died. And — likely to his dismay – despite a huge body of work, his obituaries all seem to remember him for three things: (1) the vaguely dangerous Mr. Roarke from Fantasy Island; (2) the Chrysler Cordoba commercials, where he arched an eyebrow over “fine Corinthian leather;” and (3) Star Trek II: The Wrath of KHAAAAAAANNNN!!!

And that got me thinking: if you’re a Gen Xer over the age of, say, 33, you probably knew all three of those references. Maybe you couldn’t remember Montalban’s name, or anything else he did, but if I told you he was Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Island, you’d say, “Oh, THAT guy?” Lame as Fantasy Island was – and believe me, it was lame – it was a show we all watched, mainly because there wasn’t much else on to watch.  We had only three networks to choose from — so despite our varying tastes in entertainment, chances are good we were still all watching Fantasy Island, Diff’rent Strokes, and The Incredible Hulk. Our entertainment options – our sources for popular culture – were limited.  But because our options were so limited, we have a common frame of reference, a common culture.

Today we’ve got cable television with a gajillion channels, many catering to different tastes and different genres.  There are channels that show only science fiction, others that show only cartoons.  There are hundreds of networks out there vying for your attention, all developing their own sitcoms, police dramas, and family shows.   

Don’t get me wrong. As a pop culture junkie, I love having channels that cater to very specific interests (where’s the Comic Book Channel when you really need it, though?).  My own daughter can pick and choose what channels she wants to watch, based largely on the kinds of shows she likes.  So can her friends.  So, while she’s watching Disney, another friend is watching Cartoon Network, while another is watching SciFi, and so on. Variety is what makes things interesting, and choice is something we take for granted.

But – at the risk of sounding like a old fogey — it also makes me wonder:  given the sheer volume of choices kids have, will today’s kids grow up to have a common frame of reference?  Will they have a truly common culture?  If not, is that a good or a bad thing?  I really don’t know.

Yes, I know I’m talking about television – and some might question whether not having a common frame of reference involving television is really the end of the world.  It’s not.  But be honest:  if you’ve ever started a discussion about [INSERT YOUR FAVORITE DUMB 1970s-1980s TV SHOW HERE] and someone says, “I never watched that,” it’s a good bet your first reaction was along the lines of, “I can’t BELIEVE you never watched that!”

We like having a common popular culture, even if, at times, it embarrasses us.

“Smiles, everyone . . . smiles!”

Testing, 1, 2, 3 . . .

. . . and hello there!

If you’re coming in from Literary Conceits, then reset your bookmarks or links — this is its new home base.  Working with Me Bruddah the Webmaster — who convinced me to make the transition over to WordPress for better and easier page management (for I am a notoriously lazy html coder, and keep away from the stuff as much as I can….) — we’ve incorporated the blog into the main content of brianjayjonesDOTcom.  So you not only get your daily dose of Literary Conceits, you can also poke around and read about Washington Irving, or watch a video of me at the New York Society Library, or whatever.  Come on, you know you want to.

All previous blog entries, and your comments, are here — and comments are open for business again, so post away.

Poke around and let me know if everything’s working — and if there’s something broken, let me know and I’ll sock my webmaster on the arm.  There may still be some bugs in the system, and there are some other things I’m still trying to get used to (the inability to embed video with WordPress is going to be a sticking point with me, I think) but we’ll do our best to make things as seamless, and as simple to use, as we can.

Under Construction

Welcome to the official website of Brian Jay Jones – that’s me, the writer and biographer and not the dead Rolling Stone. Or the aeronaut, for that matter. But even if you came looking for one of those gentlemen, I’m glad you stumbled in, and I hope you’ll stick around a bit and learn a little about me and my work. And if you’ve dropped by on purpose … well, all the better. Thanks for visiting.

Oh, and if you’re here, then you’ve very cleverly discovered the Work In Progress known as BrianJayJones dot Com, Version 2.0. Pretty much all the content here is the same as over at brianjayjones.com, but we’re playing around with some things before we launch a new look.

Now Appearing in the Land O’Goshen….

Just a reminder that I’ll be speaking tonight before the Goshen Historical Preservation Society, at 7:30 p.m. at the Church of the Nazarene in Goshen, Maryland.

Come join the fun as I give what I call my E! True Hollywood Story talk:

  • LAUGH! as Irving dances with the “fine, portly, buxom dame” Dolley Madison (even as he finds President Madison to be a depressing “withered apple-john”!)
  • CHEER! as Irving assists Martin van Buren in negotiating the West Indies trade agreement!
  • SWOON! as Frankenstein novelist Mary Shelley tries to put the moves on Irving!
  • HISS! as Edgar Allan Poe and James Fenimore Cooper flatter Irving to his face, then stab him in the back!
  • APPLAUD! as Irving hosts a public dinner for Charles Dickens in New York City (but botches the speech)!

And much, much more!

Come on, it’ll be fun! And I even made sure it wasn’t on a Presidential debate night.

I’ll be speaking for at least 30 minutes and taking questions for as long as you want to ask them. I’ll be happy to sign books — and if you don’t yet have one (I know the Borders and B&Ns in the immediate area are sold out), there’ll be a limited number available for sale, if you’re so inclined.

More details can be found here.